By Daniela at Rude Crude Stuff
There is a lot to unpack here. Not just the hot dogs from tattered boxes. Not just the sausagey play on words like the 'crews mustard up the courage'. More, the childlike wonder of new learning, picturing the fire chief discovering that hot dogs are 'very slippery' and acquiring a new skill to deal with that. For next time...And then there was the truly joyous moment when I was thinking that road users would have been in a real pickle and then I read that it was 'A commuter's wurst nightmare'. Ahh, relish these moments. Until we ketchup next time...
By Joe at Sweary Products
Great to see the patient is lucid and recovering well.Check out more posts like this at Rude Crude Stuff's Facebook page (link in image will open a new tab):
By Joe at Sweary Products
I came across this on the internet and started telling my wife about it. 'So, this article was printed about a husband and dog that went missing...'. Before I could finish the sentence, she sadly exclaimed, "Oh no, not the dog, Hope it's ok!'.So I completely believe they printed this article."Husband and dog gone; just wants dog back" 10 May 1954, The Courier (Waterloo, Iowa).
By Daniela at Rude Crude Stuff
Apparently, studies show that many men think about the Romans on a daily basis. Anyway, one for the guys here. Romans used powdered mouse brains for toothpaste. Mouse brains were thought to contain purifying properties. They were mixed powdered bones, ashes and ground oyster shells to bring out those pearly whites. I think I know how they overwhelmed enemies...
By Daniela at Rude Crude Stuff
As if bed bugs needed any more bad publicity, the bloke pierces the lady's abdomen during mating and injects sperm through the wound. Ok, carry on...
By Daniela at Rude Crude Stuff
We don't personally own this... but we will soon. There was a set in an apartment we stayed in on holidays and I'm not ashamed to admit that I liked it. Like, a lot. Maybe it was holiday delirium, and, yes, this is totally juvenile, but I LOLed every time I saw it. I would yell, 'GO FUCK YOURSELF' with never-ceasing enthusiasm and gusto. Anyway, it's a cheap, easy way to entertain yourselves for a while. I mean, Adult Go Fish. Perfect.This classic adults card game is available on Amazon (link will open a new tab):Go Fuck Yourself Card Game ...
By Joe at Sweary Products
Not saying he's stupid but we do appreciate where his brain is at...Check out more posts like this at Rude Crude Stuff's Facebook page (link in image will open a new tab):
By Joe at Sweary Products
The problem is, this just feels like a much too relatable factual statement...Check out more posts like this at Rude Crude Stuff's Facebook page (link in image will open a new tab):
By Daniela at Rude Crude Stuff
So, we all fucking die. Now that we have set up the premise, we introduce this end of life planner. Having looked at the chaos on my desk and filing cabinet, I realised that the darlings at home would be rather screwed if I just dropped dead. So, I started searching for a sensible planner of some sort to start recording all the important stuff, like where X marks the spot to my buried treasure worth millions.Anyway, there were a lot of nice ones out there and I even bought one that was practically leather bound. And it was rubbish. ...
By Daniela at Rude Crude Stuff
This is not just a cook book. Fuck. It's a total journey where you become almost violently hungry and want to, no, need to eat the biggest flippin' burger you possibly can. There are 40 delicious recipes but it's also a fascinating journey into the author's world. And trust me - all roads lead to amazingly fucking delicious food.This book showcases diverse foods, from street food to fine dining. So, it really covers something for everyone. The beautiful photos and stories make this a fun, enjoyable experience and you just understand this guy is really into food. You trust that ...